Robert Plant Lost a Karaoke Duel in China


>>NOW ROBERT, YOU LOVE, I LOVE
KARAOKE, THIS IS TRUE. YOU HAVE THIS ICONIC VOICE, HAVE
YOU EVER GONE AND DONE CARE YOKEE AT A KARAOKE BAR.>>I HAVE, TWO OR THREE TIMES T
IS A DISTARDLY TRICK. WHEN BRIT AND HANDED BACK HONG
KONG TO THE CHINESE AFTER 1990, AFTER NICKING ALL THE GEAR OUT
THERE, AND SENDING IT BACK TO ENGLAND, I WENT OUT WITH MY SON
AND THE NIGHT BEFORE WE TOOK THE PLANE BACK TO LONDON, WE SAID
LET’S GO OUT AND HAVE SOME FUN, FUN. SO WE WANT TO THE KARAOKE NIGHT
AND THE OPTIONS WERE, I WANTED TO SING. AND HI TOO MUCH TO DRINK. I THOUGHT ABBA, NO. AEROSMITH, NO, THAT WASN’T ON. AND THERE WAS ELVIS. SO I SAID OKAY, I’LL PUT MY NAME
DOWN AND A BLOAK FROM TIE WANT PUT HIS NAME DOWN FOR ELVIS.>>SO WE WERE COMPETING.>>OH IT’S ON.>>OH WOW.>>SO I’M DOING ALL MY BIT, YOU
KNOW, MAN OF A CERTAIN AGE, BUT THE SAD THING WAS IT WAS ALL
CHINESE FOLK IN THERE AND EVEN THOUGH TIE WANT IS A TAB PLACE
FOR COMMUNIST CHINESE PEOPLE TO EVEN THINK ABOUT, I WAS NECK AND
NECK WITH IN GUY BUT ALL THE TIME THE CHINESE WERE GOING FOR
THE TIE WANT EASE GUY AND I WAS REALLY, REALLY GOOD. WANTS NOT TOO TOOT YOUR OWN
HORN.>>OH, NO, I AM ALWAYS TOOTING
MY OWN HORN, WHO WILL DO IT BETTER THAN ME.>>James: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
IS YOU ARE STILL DISAPPOINTED THAT YOU LOST IN A KARAOKE.>>ABSOLUTELY.>>James: CHALLENGE.>>IT IS A FOREIGN COUNTRY SO IT
DUBT REALLY COUNT, NO ONE HAS TO KNOW.>>NO, I DON’T MIND. I WOULD DO IT IT ANY DAY BUT IN
BEIJING, 22 YEARS AGO I WAS BEATEN BY A TIE WANT EASEL
ADVICE IMPERSONATOR.>>WELL, LET ME TELL YOU THIS.>>WORSE THINGS COULD HAPPEN.>>James: WE FOUND THAT
IMPERSONATOR AND HE’S HERE TONIGHT. LADIES AND GENTS– I’M JOKING. STICK AROUND MORE WITH THESE TWO
WHEN WE COME BACK.

100 thoughts on “Robert Plant Lost a Karaoke Duel in China

  1. The Chinese weren’t judging plant’s performance on his singing but on his appearance (race) the Chinese mostly see someone’s “roots” before all else.

  2. This stupid young blond whore doesnt know how to act when she is surrounded by men and is not the center of attention.
    She is so used to being the center of attention when there are just men in the room that she needs to call attention upon herself when no one is paying attention to her.
    Poor little young whore.

    Be quite young lady, your vagina has no power over a legend.
    He can get her and anyone in that audience and within a 20 mile radius.
    So please shut up you stupid blond whore.

  3. Of course he did. He was once great but his voice is and has been shot for years now (at least the far ends of his former range). He's still a legend either way.

  4. Why is that girl getting so much shit? Is she supposed to be on her knees worshipping robert plant? Yeah he's a rock legend but he's also just a human being like everyone else

  5. He said "we took THE plane back to London" thats right. Cause he had one in 1973. An entire fucking jet man.

  6. http://headlineplanet.com/home/2018/03/02/robert-plant-camila-morrone-appeared-late-late-show-james-corden/

  7. Girl: Worse things have happened to me.
    Does she know who he is? Plant was World famous whilst she was doing back stroke in Daddies testicles.

  8. In the irony of it all
    It would have been the bitch slap of fate if the song pick was to do a karaoke of Led Zep
    And Robert to lose to a Taiwanese karaoke drunk

    ChiComs are brain dead to the finer things of life…good music is one

  9. I love Robert, but Mick Jagger has the best voice, to me. Brown Sugar to Moonlight Mile, same album, Sticky Fingers, I think. Funny, lotsa people say Mick can't sing, but lotsa people are wrong, he's the best. Steve Winwood is close to the best, listen to Blind Faith Had to Cry Today, live, and you'll see Eric Clapton (now there's a guy who can't sing!) struggling with not being the center of attention and you'll hear Steve's powerful voice carry this great song! Paul Rogers is also a great singer. So is Van Morrison.

  10. does anyone find it strange that the subtitles are a bit messed up, and they're actual subtitles written by humans and not auto generated from computer voice recognition?

  11. He should have picked "I'm In The Mood (For A Melody) from the solo studio album "The Principle of Moments".

  12. Robert looks great for his age that's all that counts!
    I had a heart attack last month and was in a coma for 10 days. But I woke up and I'm fine. That's all that counts.

  13. I would like to see a harmonica battle between you Steven Tyler and the guy from Supertramp. Put that on American Idol.

  14. lobert prant rost a kalaoke ervis duer? ale you ronesome tonight? he should have sang 'lock and loll''!
    red zeperrin!

  15. Who is that hot no-name girl sitting next to Plant? She probably doesn't even know who he is. Instead of sitting next to him, she should have been backstage getting a load blown all over her face.

  16. This band are legends for Immigrant Song alone. That guitar riff is so amazing and it only uses 1 note and its higher octave, yet it makes you want to fight and pumpes you up so much

  17. Shameful uneducated and ignorant statement on Britain in Hong Kong from Plant. Trashing his own country, maybe he should speak to some HK Chinese about the time that the UK was running the place

  18. Was at a karaoke bar ONCE. A buddy of mine was trying to talk me into singing. I could see from across the darkened room, that mic must've had countless drunks slobbering and spitting on it for at least a full decade, never having been cleaned or attempted to be cleaned … EVER. Ofc I declined.

  19. It’s humbling to realize that no matter how good you think you are at ANYTHING there is a 7 yr old Asian Kid Who’s Better at it or in Roberts case an older Asian kid

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