Portal – Turret Fashion


Do do do do do doo… Do do do do do doo… You know, I’m not very happy with my body. Not happy? You’re beautiful! Just the way you are. At least you guys have bodies! I aint got nobody. and and thinking of getting frame 309 81 391 pop many Ryan pay does that mean I can have your all
body in Cmooooooon! in and the people I when I thank you
that beautiful Well that statement is now multiplied by a factor of 4. you like now learn not found in thank you way that mean and beautiful
now till Aaaargh.

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  2. can you make a video of a turret swearing violently because I just need to hear that in a cute turret voice

  3. 2011 – nope
    2012 – still nope
    2013 – not even close
    2014 – i dont think so
    2015 – eh
    2016 – ehhh
    2017 – almost
    2018 – almost there
    2019 – perfect

  4. Defective Turret: Hey, you want some of my bullets?
    Turret: Yeah.
    Defective Turret: Ok, except I don't have bullets. (Guns opening) Huh? (Shoots bullets) Turret: I did everything you asked! Defective Turret: Hey, I do have bullets now, but except I don't have a body.
    GLaDOS: Oh good, I made that turret without a body with bullets in it. I also used the defective turret voice for that turret as well.
    Defective Turret: I'm not defective anymore! Now I can go back to the Turret Assembly Line once again! Let me stop using my guns, because I don't want to run them out. Turret 2: Great idea. (Defective Turret deactivating his guns) Defective Turret: Alright now, I will go. Announcer: Template! Turret: Hello? Announcer: Response! Turret: Hello. (Switch Activated) Announcer: Template! Turret: Hello? Announcer: Response! Defective Turret: Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones aren't I? (BUZZ) Defective Turret: I NEED ANOTHER CHANCE! Announcer: Template! Turret: Hello? Announcer: Response! Defective Turret: Oh no, I'm one of the bad ones aren't I? (Switch Activated) Defective Turret: Hehehehehehehe. Announcer: New Defective Turrets and Sentry Turrets has entered the Turret Assembly Line. Announcer: Template! Turret: Hello? Announcer: Response. Turret: Hello. (BUZZ) Turret: WHY!? Announcer: Template! Turret: Hello? Announcer: Response! Defective Turret: Hello! (Switch Activated) Defective Turret: Hehehehehe!. Wheatley: Oh that worked! The Sentry Turrets are defective, and the Defective Turrets are affective! That's brilliant! Wheatley: Now, back to GLaDOS's Testing Track.

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