Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast


– YOU WILL BE
IN ROOM 237. AND YOU HAVE
FREE WI-FI THERE. ALSO, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. EVERY MORNING, THERE’S A FREE
CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – HMM. CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YES, FROM 6:00 A.M.
TO 10:00 A.M. [phone rings] – SO IT’S CONTINENTAL, THEN. – MM-HMM, YEP. [Muzak in background] – VERY GOOD. [gasps] EH,GARCON.[chuckles] ONE ADMISSION
FOR THE CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST. – YOU CAN JUST
HELP YOURSELF, SIR. – HMM, INTERESTING. EUROPEAN STYLE. [light classical music] [chuckling] MM. AHH. WHEN IN ROME… ♪ ♪ HMM, THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT. [chortles] WELL, AREN’T YOU
A TINY PLUM. ♪ ♪ WELL, LA…DEE… DA. PAPER AND EVERYTHING. AND WHO ARE YOU, MY LITTLE FRIEND? NOT A SPOON… NOT A FORK… BUT SOMETHING IN BETWEEN. A “FPOON”. [chuckles] WHAT WILL YOU THINK OF NEXT,
GERMANY? [humming softly] AHH. [chuckles delightedly] ALL THE “EURO-PINE” COUNTRIES
LAY BEFORE ME. WHERE SHOULD I FLY TO FIRST? AHH. THE PIT OF THE DOUGHNUT. MM, THANK YOU, TURKEY. MM, BUCKLE UP. LET’S SEE
WHERE WE SHALL GO NEXT. AH, THE DANISH! CLEARLY FROM BRUSSELS. MM. MM, MM! MM! HELLO, GREECE, WHERE THE YOGURT FLOWS
LIKE WATER. MM, YES, LIKE GO-GURT,
BUT TO STAY. [chuckles] MM. MM, SO GOOD! MM, PULLING INTO SPAIN. MM! BAKED TO PERFECTION. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? IT ALL COMES
WITH THE ROOM! [laughing] MM! MM, MM! YES! MM! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! I LOVE BEING INCONTINENT! A DELIGHT TO THE SENSES, ISN’T IT, MY FRIEND? ISN’T IT? YES! I’LL HAVE
WHAT I’M HAVING! [music crescendos]
I’LL HAVE… WHAT I’M HAVING! [woman singing angelically] [sobbing] SO GOOD. IT’S SO GOOD. – THANKS. OH, GOOD AFTERNOON, SIR. HOW CAN I HELP YOU? – WELL, DAVIS, I WILL BE STAYING
INDEFINITELY. – BUT, SIR, DON’T YOU KNOW
THAT YOU’VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE? [romantic big band music] ♪ ♪ – REALLY?
– MM-HMM. – CONTINENTAL BREAKFAST? – RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER. ♪ ♪

100 thoughts on “Key & Peele – Continental Breakfast

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  2. I assume this was a dry run for Jordan Peele's Twilight Zone shows……in fact it seems half of all the Key & Peele sketches have a Twilight Zone weirdness to them. Hilarious stuff though!

  3. At 2:58 When the orchestra music builds up, and then when he breaks down in tears with that touching chorus it makes my eyesight dark from lack of breath and laughter! 😂😂😱😂😂😢

  4. Who would have though that this skit would be a peek inside the mind of Jordan Peel's capability to create Get Out?

  5. He took a bit of that banana from the side. HE DIDN’T TAKE OUT THE PEELE!! 😂 I guess that’s why they call him “Jordan PEELE” 😏

    Okay, you can kill me now.

  6. This shit makin me hungry than a mufucka!! Hotel breakfast never looked this good!! Over gettin hungryerererer with each laugh!!

  7. I was at a hotel after a wild party and I was starving and ready for my Continental Breakfast ( I thought that Continental stands for something HUGE like a continent!!!)…right then the waiter put in from of me the most minuscule cup of coffee ever made, and a ridiculous toast with jam, and I thought: well, for a starter is ok…then I waited patently for the rest of my FOOD!!!…and I waited…and I waited…then a little upset I said to the waiter: Hey man…where's my ''CONTINENTAL'' breakfast?!!! The guy look down on me and told me: You ate your Continental Breakfast 30 minutes ago sir…and I thought: WTF is going on? am I still drunk or what?…I was really puzzled, but mostly hungry to be honest XDDD

  8. Your are a guest at a hotel, prepare for an extended stay because you have just walked into the Twilight Zone. Guest seen walking into the hotel, never to be seen again. 10 people walked into a cafeteria only to come back everyday for continental breakfast in a time loop, that cafeteria is open again, but this time its a unlimited breakfast for you.

  9. Alright here are some instruction: Once you press this time stamp > 2:36 close your eyes and let your imagination run wild

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