Harry Styles on the Articles of Impeachment (Thanks a Lot, James)



GOOD EVENING LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. THAT’S RIGHT, I’M HARRY STYLES
FILLING IN FOR JAMES CORDEN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
DIDN’T ALICIA KEYS DO A GREAT JOB LAST NIGHT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( LAUGHTER )A FIRST TIMER. YOU SEE, THIS IS MY SECOND TIME
GUEST HOSTING FOR JAMES. AND THIS IS FUN. IF I DO IT A THIRD TIME, CBS HAS
PROMISED TO TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS. ( LAUGHTER )
I ALSO FILLED IN FOR JAMES AS A GUEST HOST IN 2017. AND I TOLD HIM THEN, “I WILL
ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU IF YOU EVER NEED A GUEST HOST. AS LONG AS I HAVE A NEW ALBUM
TO PROMOTE.” ( LAUGHTER )
“FINE LINE,” AVAILABLE FOR STREAMING DECEMBER 13. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
IT’S GONNA BE A FUN SHOW TONIGHT, BUT THERE IS SOME
SERIOUS NEWS TO TELL YOU ABOUT. THIS MORNING, THE HOUSE OF
REPRESENTATIVES RELEASED FORMAL WRITTEN IMPEACHMENT
ARTICLES AGAINSTRESIDENT TRUMP. I’M HOSTING THE SHOW ON THE AT A
THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES RELEASES ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT
AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. THANKS FOR GIVING ME AN EASY
ONE, JAMES. THE ARTICLES HAVE BEEN FORMALLY
WRITTEN UP. AND TO MAKE SURE TRUMP READS
THEM, THEY’VE INCLUDED LOTS OF PICTURES. AND SOME SCRATCH AND SNIFF
STICKERS. ( LAUGHTER )
TRUMP, OF COURSE, RESPONDED ON TWITTER. HE SAID, “TO IMPEACH A PRESIDENT
WHO HAS ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL PRESIDENCIES EVER
IS SHEER POLITICAL MADNESS!” ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL
PRESIDENCIES EVER? OH, I WOULDN’T WORRY. BUT I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TOAY
TO PRESIDENT TRUMP. JUST STOP YOUR CRYING, IT’S A
SIGN OF THE TIMES. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
MOVING ON, CHRISTMAS IS APPROACHING, AND WE WANTED TO
TELL YOU ABOUT SOME HOLIDAY NEWS. 480 COUPLES GATHERED IN
ST. LOUIS RECENTLY TO BREAK THE GUINNESS WORLD RECORD FOR MOST
PEOPLE KISSING UNDER THE MISTLETOE. THEY ALSO SET THE RECORD FOR THE
MOST BORING ORGY EVER. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) THOUGH I HAVE TO SAY, IT’S WEIRD
THAT IT’S WEIRD THAT A GUY FROM GUINNESS HAS A JOBUST WATCHING
PEOPLE KISS. “CLIP BOARD. NOW USE TONGUES .” ( LAUGHTER )
WEIRD. ALL THOSE PEOPLE IN ONE PLACE,
GETTING ROMANTIC. I’M VERY HAPPY FOR THEM, BUT I
HAVE A FEELING I’VE SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE. ( SINGING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )>>Harry: THAT’S CHRISTMAS,
BABY!

100 thoughts on “Harry Styles on the Articles of Impeachment (Thanks a Lot, James)

  1. This show has to stop being excessively negative against Trump. It's disgusting and makes the show's people seem ignorant.

  2. The fact that Trump thinks he’s done nothing wrong, is much more concerning than the impeachment himself. Prophecy… “the man of lawlessness” scary times!! 👀😬😬🙏🏾🙏🏾

  3. "clipboard…now use tongues"
    😂😂😂
    "It's weird"
    I mean why and how is he so CUTE and ATTRACTIVEEEEE
    I MEAN JUST KILL ME NOW!!! 😭

  4. He is a great singer also an actor also a comedian. This guy is a gift from God. He is such a natural someone get this man a talk show.

  5. James:
    Audience:
    Literally no one:
    Harry: bUY MY ALBUM AND LOOK HOW MANY SONG REFERENCES I CAN MAKE IN 3 MINUTES 😂

  6. He looks like a prince
    His smile kills me every time
    I’m completely sure he’s not a human he’s an angel 😇

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