Harry Styles’ Late Late Show Monologue


GENTLEMEN, ALL THE WAY FROM
CHESHIRE ENGLAND, GIVE IT UP FOR YOUR HOST, THE ONE, THE ONLY
JAMES CORDEN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING )>>HARRY: GOOD EVENING LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE “LATE LATE SHOW.” WE’VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU
TONIGHT. THANK YOU! THANK YOU! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
PLEASE, PLEASE. TAKE A SEAT, PLEASE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
A LITTLE MORE, A LITTLE MORE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
THANK YOU. TAKE A SEAT. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. THANK YOU. LOUDEST OF THE SEASON. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WE’VE GOT A GOOD ONE FOR YOU TONIGHT. WELCOME TO THE “THE LATE LATE
SHOW.” LET’S DO WHAT WE DO EVERY NIGHT
AND TALK ABOUT THE NEWS. OF COURSE, THE BIG STORY TODAY
IS THAT DONALD TRUMP SHARED SECRET INFORMATION WITH THE
RUSSIANS LAST WEEK. THE GOOD NEWS FOR TRUMP, THE
RUSSIAN GOVERNMENT JUST NAMED HIM “EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH.” ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) STOP, STOP, STOP. ( LAUGHTER )
ALL RIGHT. HERE’S ANOTHER STORY WE’VE ALL
BEEN TALKING ABOUT AROUND THE OFFICE. HILLARY CLINTON IS FORMING A
GROUP CALLED ONWARD TOGETHER, A POLITICAL ORGANIZATION THAT IS
ANTI-TRUMP. ( AUDIENCE REACTS )
( LAUGHTER ) EXPERTS ARE CALLING IT BOLD,
AMBITIOUS AND SIX MONTHS TOO LATE. ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) AND WE WERE LAUGHING ABOUT THIS
ONE IN THE BREAK ROOM TODAY. LAST WEEK, A MAN IN WASHINGTON
STATE TRIED TO GET OUT OF DRUG CHARGES BY BRIBING THE POLICEMAN
WITH TACO BELL. YOU SEE THIS? DID ANYONE SEE THIS? NO. NACHO SMART. ( LAUGHTER )
POLICE GOT SUSPICIOUS OF NARCOTICS WHEN THEY SAW THE MAN
DOING 75 MILES PER HOUR ON FOOT. ( LAUGHTER )
FINALLY TONIGHT, THIS IS A BIG STORY IN THE ENTERTAINMENT
WORLD. HACKERS HAVE STOLEN A COPY OF
THE NEW “PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN” MOVIE AND ARE HOLDING
IT FOR RANSOM. ( LAUGHTER )
YEAH. THEY COULD RELEASE THIS MOVIE
ILLEGALLY. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY IT’S A
“PIRATED” VIDEO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YEAH, YEAH. THEY’RE HOLDING “PIRATES OF THE
CARIBBEAN” FOR RANSOM. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE THEY’RE
CHARGING THEM AN ARM AND A PEG. ( APPLAUSE )
IF DISNEY PAYS THE RANSOM, THEY COULD GO INTO JOHNNY “DEBT.” ( LAUGHTER )
( APPLAUSE ) IF PEOPLE SEE THIS EARLY, IT
WILL BE A MOVIE ABOUT A PIRATE SHIP — WHY ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR
HEAD? ( LAUGHTER )
IT WOULD BE A MOVIE ABOUT A PIRATE SHIP WITH NO “SALES.” ( LAUGHTER )
BUT KIDS CAN’T SEE THE MOVIE ANYWAY, BECAUSE IT’S RATED
ARRRRRRRR. ( LAUGHTER )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) REGGIE, ARE YOU READY?>>Reggie: YEAH!

100 thoughts on “Harry Styles’ Late Late Show Monologue

  1. Harry:…BUT!…But the kids wont watch it anyway….cause it's rated RRRRRRR

    Lol that's my favorite pun ever that Harry said

  2. "James Corden!"
    Harry appears
    Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOO
    Harry: thankyou! Thankyou!
    Crowd:WOOOOOOOOOOOO
    Harry: thankyou! Please take a seat
    Crowd: starting to calm down
    Harry: o'right a lil more
    Crowd: WOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  3. oh how I wish Niall was there LAUGHING THE WHOLE TIME! Cause for the past 5 years,its only been Niall who laughs at Harry's "Joke" and "puns"

  4. Why you shakin your head?

    Bc harold, this is ur redemptioj for refraining from telling knock knock jokes

  5. i love the way he looks at someone at the front and goes 'why are you shaking your head?!' i literally can't stop smiling at him and I'm alone in my room pahaaa

  6. after almost two years still here I can't resist to this video I've watched it hundred times but every time I laugh until my abs hurts

  7. 3:09–4:00 I’ve got to admit these puns were actually the punniest ones I’ve ever heardπŸ˜‚

  8. 2:30 lmao omg did he really say that β€œnacho smart” I mean-πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚really Harry and 2:37 that nose scrunch thoπŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  9. Petition for Harry Styles to be a talk show host also cause GOD DAMN it! he is one handsome , goofy and smart host~

  10. 3:58 – 4:08 . Those jokes sound familiar. πŸ€”πŸ€” No shame to harry, I love him. I saw him in concert, but these jokes sound like that one episode in iCarly(I think it was I Carly. I'm pretty sure it was. )

  11. Louis, Liam and Niall surely covered their ears the whole show while watching 😍😜😜😜😜

  12. imagine being the person that harry styles pauses a live-filming ongoing performance for just to ask why are you shaking your head πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β„’οΈπŸ˜‚

  13. Anybody here in November 2019 πŸ™‹πŸΎβ€β™€οΈ AND I FORGOT HOW BAD THESE JOKES WERE πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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