Ellen in Melissa McCarthy’s Ear


Well, I have sent Melissa
McCarthy to a dry cleaners called Milt & Edie’s. It’s right here in Burbank. And we set up hidden cameras. Melissa is wearing an ear
piece and she has to say and do whatever I tell her to do. Hi We’ll help you on staging 2. OK. Oh boy, Oh boy, Oh boy. Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh
boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. How are you today? I’m having a day. I’m having a day. OK. I’m having a day. OK, let me just tell
you what happened. OK, let me just tell
you what happened. I had a headache this morning. I had a headache this morning. So I take two Tylenols. So I pop two Tylenol. But they’re Tylenol PMs. But they’re Tylenol PM. Yeah, not just regular Tylenol. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah. So you’re like super
tired right now. Yeah, OK. So then I drank green
tea to try to wake up. So then I drink green
tea to try to wake up. Guess what? It’s not. It’s Sleepytime Tea. Did it help? No, it’s Sleepytime Tea. I’m struggling. I’m struggling. I’m [BLEEP] up. I’m seriously [BLEEP] up. I’m [BLEEP] up. I’m [BLEEP] up. Anyway, listen. I drive by here and I see these
inspiring quotes on your sign. I drive by here and I see these
inspiring quotes on your sign. Do you take suggestions? Do you take suggestions? Suggestions, yeah. I have a few pitches. I have a few. Give a man a
pressed shirt, he’ll have clean clothes for a day. Teach a man to press a
shirt, we’ll hire him. [LAUGHS] Give a man a clean shirt,
and he’ll press it for a day. Teach a man to press a
shirt and we’ll hire him. Oh, laugh really hard. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh. [LAUGHS] That’s a good one. That’s a good one. That’s a good one. That’s a good one. Oh, that’s a good one. All right. [LAUGHS] You can see why
I’m so successful. You can see why
I’m so successful. Yes. How about this? How about this one? Listen, I got another one. Here’s another one. OK, I got another one. Yes? When life hands you lemons,
say hey, cool, free lemons. [LAUGHS] One lemon says to
another lemon, one lemon said to the other lemon. One lemon said to
the other lemon. What do you– That’s it? That one’s a
thinker, never mind. That’s a thinker. Here’s one. Here’s one. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you
fool me once, you’re not going to fool me again. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you for
fooling me and shame on you. Shame on you. I like that one. OK, start to nod out. Start to nod off a little bit. Nod off a little bit. That’s a nud up a little bit. That’s a nud up. Yeah. That’s a nud up. [LAUGHS] You got to nud up. Hey. Start to fall asleep. [LAUGHS] Fall down. Fall down. Go down on the
ground, on the ground. [LAUGHS] Wake up. Are you okay? Wake up and yell Emilio Estevez. Just yell Emilio Estevez. Why don’t you sit down. Emilio Estevez. Thank you for your hospitality. Thank you. Are you okay? This is a great place. Thank you. Do you know who
likes this place? Do you know who
likes this place? What’s that? Do you know who
likes this place? Do you know who Alexa plays? [LAUGHS] Ellen DeGeneres. Ellen DeGeneres. She plays Ellen DeGeneres. And she’s been telling me
what to say this whole time. She’s been telling me what
to say the whole time. There’s cameras everywhere. There’s cameras everywhere. Are you serious? Yeah. [INAUDIBLE] No way. I’m sorry I scared you. Oh my God. It’s Ellen’s fault. It’s
Ellen’s fault. Say shame. Oh, thanks, Melissa.

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