Crazy Bitches Digital: Season 1 Episode 1


Take it easy. Take it easy. Alice, you’re my heart. You know that. – Eddie, please. – Always. Since the very first time I saw you on campus. I mean, wow — Shit. – What? I gotta take that. It’s work. – Is that what you’re calling it now? – Alice, come on, this is business. – Just take it in the other room. [Sings] I can’t live without you. Now you’re gone. [Phone rings.] [Talks] Sorry. One second. Alice, hey, is everything okay? – Yeah, is this a bad time? – I’m rehearsing but what’s up? – Nothing, nothing, I’m just excited for tomorrow. Just excited to take a break from… whatever. – Screw the whatever we are going to have fun. To be honest already she headed up this morning. Don’t know what she’s gonna do all by herself but you know Vivianna. She’ll figure out something. [Grunting.] What’s your name? Vivianna. – Sounds French. – Yeah right there. – You like that. – I do. You like that? – Yeah, I like that. [Phone rings.] What… the fuck? – Hey baby. Hold on a second okay? – Are you fucking serious? – Get my bags. – Seriously? – Hi baby, how are you? Are you okay? – I’m fine, why? – No, your voice just sounds like you have a cold or something. – No, no I’m fine. Are you at the ranch already? – Mhm. – I thought you weren’t getting there til later. – Yeah I’m already here — – S’cuse me. Where do you want me to
put these? S’cuse me. – The party ended late and so I — – S’cuse me. – …figured I’d stay up and drive– – Ma’am, where do you want me to put these? – Just a second baby. – Where do you want me to put these? – Who’s that? – I’m sorry baby, that was the driver. – Look, Vivianna, I have to tell you something. – Mmm. I miss you. I totally miss you. – Will you listen to me? – Yes. I can’t wait til you get here. – I talked to Alice. I told her. – What?! – I told her I’d been unfaithful. – So she knows about us?! – No. Not exactly. – Jesus. I almost had a coronary. I don’t think I could face her. – I’ve gotta go. – Where are you going now? Stay on the line. – It’s over Vivianna. – Baby. [Door creaks.] – It’s over Vivianna. Do you hear me? Are you listening? – Baby, don’t say that. You don’t want us to end. – Goodbye. – Don’t hang up. – Vivianna. – You know what I’m doing right now? I’m playing with my nipple and it’s really erect and hard. – I’ve got to go. – Mm-hmm. No don’t go.
There’s no law against listening and imagining my nipple in your mouth. You
know what I’m doing now? – Vivianna. Look. I’m hanging up now. – I’m putting my hands down my panties.
– Vivianna! – Mmm it’s getting really wet. Do you want to see? – Vivianna. – I’ll show you. – Bye. – Does it feel good, Vivianna? – Who the f–? – Hey. – Hey Minnie. – What’s on your face BJ? – Honey what does it look like? We’re going to a dusty dirty ranch and since I’m
shooting this week’s webisode while we’re there I’m taking extra precaution
so I don’t break out. – Oh, okay. – Meet me at the train station at nine a.m. Dorri says we should get there before it gets dark. There aren’t any street lights so it can
be hard to find once the sun goes down. – Aye-aye cap’n. – Bye honey. – See you then! Oh P you are shedding like a dog. What’s
stressing you out? – I’m not shedding. I’m not stressed out about anything, Cassie, thank you very much. – Abasias? Is that even a real word?
– Hey, what time we picking the girls up tomorrow? – Four o’clock. And BJ and I have a side bet that you and Taylor will be the first two to fight on this trip. – Oh Taylor and I get on fine. Especially when she’s not being a stuck-up little
uptight bitch. – Some of us happen to like stuck up little uptight bitches. – Oh behave. Tony stop. – Taylor, you’re killing me. How much longer are we going to play this game? Thank you for letting me use your plane, Tony. I will be back Wednesday and then we can discuss all of this then. K? Really? All of a sudden you need to go away for the night? Who is it this time? – This is business, Alice. Christ I’m asking you to give up one day. You know what, you should be thanking me for sparing you 24 hours of pretending like you all like me — – Hi Minnie, it’s your sister, the pretty one. I just wanted to give you a heads up, the
other sister’s having a fight with you-know-who so she might need some
cheering up this weekend. Just so you know. I’ll see you soon. Bye. Hey Katie. What’s up. – Hey Mrs. M. I’m still good to watch Logan tomorrow morning. – Oh, you know what, I postponed my trip. – Oh. – So I think I’m okay. – Okay, cool. Then I’ll see you later. – Belinda, come on! – Ok thanks Katie, bye bye. – You move any slower you’ll miss your plane. – Sorry could you take that please? Thank you. – Good lord, woman, what the hell did you pack? – There better be some sneakers in there. I intend to do some hiking this weekend.
– Hiking? – Don’t tell me, two suitcases and no sneakers? – You said it was a spa
weekend. – I said ranch. – Oh my God. Ranch, spa, it’s the same thing, isn’t it? – Okay, wish me luck. Come on Alice, I told you I’ll make it up to you. You and Logan mean everything to me. I’m gonna make things right. Promise. – I’ll see you tomorrow night Belinda. Try to behave yourself til I get there. – I have no idea what you’re talking about. – Vroom vroom. – Vroom vroom. Look, there’s a vroom vroom right there.

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